© 2026 Amy Zents

Tiny Print Tyranny

I have officially reached my limit with Instagram reels. If I have to scroll down to the bottom of a reel and squint at microscopic print just to get the “real message,” I’m out. I’m not doing homework for your video.

And the second your reel has a finger pointing down — you know the one — telling me to “read the tiny print”… absolutely not. I’m not zooming, squinting, or decoding your secret life rules hidden under a looping clip that won’t stop replaying.

Influencers, hear me: if you want me to know something, put it where my eyeballs actually are. Because the moment your reel says “scroll down… look down… keep watching…” I’m already gone. 🚪💨
© 2026 Amy Zents